Its time I come clean with all of you. The truth is…I’ve been having an affair.
Sometimes when you’re in a relationship for so long, no matter how much you love them, you can’t help but get tired of their taste. Coffee and I have been together for a long time now. 17 years. Through richer and poorer, in sickness and in health. I don’t wanna leave coffee. I just needed something new and exciting for a little while. And tea was there. I didn’t go out looking for tea, I just stumbled upon him one day in a quaint local shop while I was buying gourmet chocolate.
He was like the silver cloud of thunder dripping its rain o’er my head to quench the thirst that had been plaguing my tongue.
It’s been nearly 3 weeks since I started this affair, and although I feel guilty, I still can’t stop. Tea is simple and he makes life so easy. He really listens to me when I talk and knows just how to redecorate the clutter piled up in my mind. He can be a bit fussy at times, but it’s only because he’s brilliant.
Don’t get me wrong, I still love coffee. The way he knows exactly what I’m thinking without having to say it. He’s nitty gritty and always up for anything. And his stories. Oh, his stories! He has always been a great conversationalist. And he’s never afraid to tell me what he really thinks.
But right now, just for the time being, I don’t need coffees bizarre ideas and artful insanity…what I really need are cozy couch cuddles and clever quips with tea.
I’ve already talked to coffee about this and loves me enough to give me the space I need. That’s good ole coffee for you…always dependable.
ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE TOO GOOD FOR POP MUSIC AND THAT THEY’RE SPECIAL FOR LISTENING TO MUSIC THAT ISN’T “MAINSTREAM” LIKE CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE A PRICK WOULD YOU LIKE A STATUE MADE IN YOUR HONOR
you ever have someone end a friendship with you and at first you’re really upset and like wow i cared about you so much, how could you do this? but then after awhile you sorta peek in to see how they’re doing and they’re basically exactly the same except now you’re seeing it from the outside and you’re sorta just like holy fuck you are a miserable person, i’m so glad this friendship is over bc you are just an awful human being.